Time Travels effect on Fashion: The latitude connection.
The the last post it was discussed how Time Travel effects the clothing of the time traveler. More research has been done and a connection was found between the Latitude of the time traveler and the amount of clothing they lose.
As can be seen in this photo, the young lady has only lost the very bottom of her skirt. This is due to her close proximity to the equator.
This young lady has lost almost all of her lower garments, along with her blouse and jacket. This is due to her Time Travels taking her extremely close to the poles of the Earth. A few degrees closer to the pole and we would have to place an adult rating on this photo.The Traveling Academy of Unnatural Sciences will be conducting more research on this matter during the next year. Expeditions are being organized for the scientists and their guests, the dancers from the Folies Bergere. They will travel to the poles to study these effects on the ladies garments as they near the North and South poles.
The expedition will be photographed, documented, and the results published in many of the more popular Men’s magazines along with a large color photograph folded and placed in the center of the magazine that also has information on the dancers interests in life such as:
What’s the worst place for a gentleman to tell you he is attracted to you?
What’s the worst line of conversation you have ever heard from a prospective suitor?
What’s the best or most creative line of conversation you have ever heard from a prospective suitor?
What method of informing you that you are desirable by a gentleman is most likely to be agreeable to you?
How do you inform a suitor that you want him to pursue you?
Have two men competed for your attentions at the same time? Who won, and why?
What are your favorite things a suitor could do to pleasure you and put you at ease?
What are the worst things a suitor could do to displeasure you and put you at unease?
What’s the worst line of conversation you have ever heard from a prospective suitor?
What’s the best or most creative line of conversation you have ever heard from a prospective suitor?
What method of informing you that you are desirable by a gentleman is most likely to be agreeable to you?
How do you inform a suitor that you want him to pursue you?
Have two men competed for your attentions at the same time? Who won, and why?
What are your favorite things a suitor could do to pleasure you and put you at ease?
What are the worst things a suitor could do to displeasure you and put you at unease?