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Seattle’s biggest secret

November 14th, 2011 by admin

It amazes me that very few people know about the old express way between Mount Rainier and Mount Shasta. All the volcanic activity up and down the coast caused a lava tube to be created that stretched across three states from Washington to California. The change in atmospheric pressure forced a powerful wind to flow South at over 70 miles her hour. A vehicle properly constructed for the voyage through the tube could achieve a speed of up to 200 mph, allowing a trip from Washington to California in a matter of hours.

The last time it was used was during World War II when it was used to ship lumber and other supplies to California to be used in the San Diego shipyards. It was a vital part in helping the United States stop the Pacific Island aggression.

The atomic tests after the war unfortunately collapsed part of the tunnel. Plans were underway to clear out the rubble when suddenly the tunnel was flooded.

In the first photo you can still see where the train rails were lain.  The second image shows where the opening of the tunnel flows beneath the Cowlitz river.  The third photo shows the another tube leading to this one, it was used by workers to access the main shaft.

Steampunk power via Fairies

November 14th, 2011 by admin

When I see a steampunk prop gun or other device I often wonder what the maker intended to emulate as a power supply. There are vacuum tubes, faux boilers, etc on these devices.

I thought if you added another fantasy aspect to your props, it would give you a faux power supply, plus let you add more fun to your project. Might I suggest the use of fairies for power.

Build a small sculpture of a fairy into your props. It can be as simple as a floating light, or as complex as an animated doll.

Fairy power, it would certainly explain why they went extinct.

-Gary

Thoughts on popular Zombie culture

November 12th, 2011 by admin

I’ve been watching a few zombie movies lately, and they lead to some questions.

What if the zombie virus attached itself so something else to make it activate? Like it only affected people with peanut allergies. You could protect yourself by spreading Jif, Skippy or Peter Pan on yourself.

If a woman was pregnant when she became a zombie would the baby eat it’s way out? Would it continue to develop?

Your digestive systems loosen when you die. All Zombies would smell like shit, piss, and vomit.

Would rich people put zombies on their property to keep trespassers off.

Would zombies prefer brains by IQ, blood type, political leanings, or age. Would Einsteins brains taste better than a Southern Baptists?

NaNoWriMo Scottish Style

November 6th, 2011 by admin

I was at an event tonight where my wife’s band was playing. I took my tablet with me and typed all night while the music was playing, and the people were dancing.

About halfway through the night a young woman came up to me and said, “Are you so bored that you are doing work?” “Do you want to dance or something?”

I never thought that writing would be a turn on, but I guess some women are attracted to it.

-Gary

Up Periscope

November 4th, 2011 by admin

I was drawing up plans for a periscope when I had an inspiration. I could put a digital camera in the top, and feed it down to a display at the bottom. You wouldn’t need to have a physical connection from the eyepiece, to the top. So you could put the periscope top on your barn, and have the display in your living room.

To rotate it, you would just use an antenna rotator which runs about $60.00, or can be found at thrift shops for under $5.00. It would be a fun toy to play with, and portable.

The Mechanics of Time Travel

October 6th, 2011 by admin

Diameter of the Sun in miles: 865000 miles

Average distance of the Earth to the Sun:  93,000,000 (93 million miles) miles, or 1 AU

Circumference of the Suns path around the Milky Way: 226,000,000 (226 million) years.

Speed of the Sun’s path around the Milky Way: 486,000 (486 thousand) mph

Every hour, the sun moves over half it’s diameter around the Milky Way.

Hours in a year: 8766

Miles the Sun moves in one year: 4,260,000,000 (4 quadrillion, 260 million) miles.

I’ve tried to put this all visually here: Mechanics of Time Travel

Writing Erotica

July 29th, 2011 by admin

A few links to help aspiring Erotica writers:

An online course on erotica: http://www.suite101.com/lesson.cfm/17879/1172/3

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/archive/index.php/f-43.html

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154304

Some good interviews with authors: (not all of the people on the page are authors…you have to poke around to find them.)

http://www.edenfantasys.com/interviews/

And lastly, my favorite erotic blogger:

http://tinynibbles.com/

Made in America, it’s not what you think it means.

June 22nd, 2011 by admin

I’ve been seeing a nationalistic movement with “Made in America” “Buy American” “Proud to be an American” signs all over the place. Many of these same people who display these signs are against immigration, which is a different matter.

Lets look at the meaning of the term American.
At the time of this writing, America is made up of 37 countries. One of which is the United States.
If it is made in Canada, Mexico, Argentina, etc., it is made in America. If you are Canadian, Brazilian, Chilean, etc., you are an American. Most people from other countries hate being called an American by the way. This is because the United States has given that term a bad meaning.

The United States is made up of 50 States and 16 territories. There is no term for a person who is a citizen of the United States other than “United States Citizen.” The citizens of the United States are compromised of people from all the States and Territories, such as Washingtonians, Hawaiians, New Yorkers, Puerto Ricans, etc.

Next time you say “American”, think about what you are really referring to.

I’m off now to enjoy my American lunch of Tacos and Cervesa.

“Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your tea is Sri Lankan. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Japanese. Your pasta is Chinese. Your numbers Arabic, your letters Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together, sheesh!!!!!”
–Anonymous

Retro Futuristic Sonic Rifle

May 29th, 2011 by admin

Sonic RifleThe flute makes the dangerous sound waves much more pleasant to listen to while your prey dies in agony.

Parts, Rifle stock, telescope, flute, various bits and bobs.

 

Time Travels Effect on Steampunk Fashion

January 23rd, 2011 by admin

Time Travels effect on Steam Punk fashion

Seattle Washington has become one of the Steampunk capitals, if not the Steampunk capital of the World.  It has become apparent by many members of the scientific community that using your time-travel device to attend these social events has an effect on your wardrobe, and thereby having an effect on Steampunk fashion in general.

Many a person has wondered why people who are otherwise perfectly dressed are missing their pants or skirts.  This is the side effect of using time-travel.  For some odd reason the outerwear below the waist of a time traveler evaporates.  The ladies are left wearing their garters, stockings, and bustles.  Gentlemen are left in their undergarments, and garter stockings.

We have visual evidence of this, as can be seen in these photos.

The Academy of Un-natural sciences planned to conduct experiments to determine the cause of this phenomena, but after reviewing the photographic evidence, the gentlemen on the board of directors decided not to fund the project.  They cited that they needed to conduct more thorough investigations and interviews with the ladies who were being affected.  The board was last seen at SteamCon and the Steampunk Exhibition Ball with cameras in hand conducting their own investigation.

UPDATE: 11-11-11
Had a MAJOR break through in the science of Time Travel. Where in the Northern Hemisphere a time traveller losses their pants or skirt, in the Southern Hemisphere the shirt or blouse is lost. The Academy of Un-Natural Sciences is scheduling a trip to Paris France, and Sydney Australia to study the bare facts of this phenomenon.