Giant Atomic Robots, Saving the World, one Giant Atomic Robot at a time.
1. Soon is as defined by geological eon. The current geological eon suggesting soon as within 540 million years.
2. All models contain human brain tissue harvested from orphans. The machines are semi intelligent and may turn on their masters at any time. Giant Atomic Robots accepts no liability for damage or harm caused by its products. Giant Atomic Robots recommends that Industrial and Military models be used only for off planet projects. Giant Atomic Robots recommends that the home user keep all subversive literature promoting personal freedom from their home unit.
3. Near Future is as defined by galactic time. One rotation of the Milky Way galaxy equaling one year.